KBS50 Strawberry Milk Delight

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Back at ya with a Studio Rokko episode. First time using Garageband on a regular episode. Took a bitch ass long time to edit but I have a new corner. Check it out. A little help: Noise increases (other than the hot air coming outta my blowhole) when I speak, anyone know why?

Asstastic Shownotes

KBS 49 Crystal Magic Kobe Tour

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A soundsampo for all ya. A little tour of downtown Kobe. It shows up as 55 plus minutes but it's really in the 40 some minutes range. I thought I cut the end but I guess not... not that comfortable with Garageband.

KBS Special Episode 1

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Hello dear Kobe Beef listeners. Today's podcast is the announcement of a joyous occasion. Something very wonderful has happened to that booty-mongering bastard of cow T-Bone.

Sacred Shownotes

KBS 48 Booty borrowing bonanza

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The show is big and badASS as usual, BIG like T-Bone's BONE. Just enjoy. Kobe beef tastes best RAW anyway. I know how to use caps... hee hee fuckers.

Stick shownotes in oshiri no ana

KBS 47 Bukkake Taro Love in the New Year

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Sorry for taking so long to get an episode out in 06. T-Bone refused to leave the white honies behind. Had to tranquilize his ass. I talk, I rant as usual. Mostly about the differences between Japan and the US and what I did back home. Again gomennasai for being such a lazy ass bitch. Much love to all y'all.

Ponbiki these ho-notes

KBS46 Colmebeefnation!

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That's right ladies and gents. Colm, T-Bone and I are bringing you this very special and world first merger of the Colmination and Kobe Beef Show. The Beef version has Nihongo Time and Colm's has the always awesome Colmination intro theme. Think of the two versions as collectors items. Gotta have'em all.

Nihongo Time Notes

Reposting KBS 45 for the iTunes folk

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Messed up the first posting so of course Apple's hyper-controlled iTunes is not registering this episode. For shownotes click on the link in the posting below.

KBS 45 Argenchinko stuck in my ear

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A couple days late but this is a birthday drunkcast. The problem with podcasting drunk is that you end up saying stupid things more than usual. I kind of go off on Asian-American girls a little more than I meant to. Like I mention in my shownotes plenty-o-hot Asian honies in the USA so don't take my drunk rant too seriously.

Beef bits to read

Something is wrong with the shownotes

I can't figure out what's wrong with the shownotes. I'll try to get it fixed soon.

KBS44 Turkey a la chinkasu

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T-Bone Taro is high on turkey. He loves nothing better than turkey dinners and seafood buffets. Especially because he's mad at me for chowing down some delicious Kobe Beef steak last Friday. 'T-Bone Taro no rike that u eat his kind.'

Nut cheese notes

KBS 43 We love moja moja (bushy) mange

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Hair nudology for ya. And a heartfelt Nihongo Time otsukaresama to the listeners for putting up with T-bone Taro's horny antics. What time is it? Ima nanji? Beef Time biyatches!

Choke on these chinge notes

KBS 42 Nee-chan that ass be kimochi-ii up against my...

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The Portable Media Expo- let's just admit it's the fuckin' Podcast Expo- is goin' on Stateside and I'm stuck here with a fat stinky cow named T-Bone. Gotta kimochi-ii link for ya and a gentler, tamer Nihongo Time to make up for all the perversion of the past. Hey, gotta teach you cats something other than clit in Japanese, right? Manners... such as 'may I lick thy luscious clittoral unit please' are important. Ok 'nuff said. Come and get the beef.

Notes yoroshiku

KBS 41 Face, bossom, buttocks parfait

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Gomen for the long delay. Previous recording got effed up and that had me bummed. Hope everyone's still subscribed. If I were a crack dealer I'd have a pack of withdrawal crack whores after my ass.

Do u cats even read these shitnotes?

KBS 40 Beef Bukkake Ramen Yum

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Argh! Halloween hangover. Download, listen, enjoy... you know the routine. 'Nuff said.
Bukkake a load of notes

KBS 39 Gonna nuku some beef juice on ya

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How do you explain to your Japanese boss that you were late to work trying to work a quick one off solo style? It's all here in Nihongo Time. Also, after last episode's bootaciousness gotta booty-licious cover of the anthem of back for ya. Check it out, assholics.

Onani guide shownotes

KBS 38 Join the quest for GAB, ketsu-mongers!

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Booty, booty, booty... that's what is on our derriere loving bovine friend T-bone Taro's mind. Oh, by the way, Koizumi went to Yasukuni Shrine... but who cares, when we all have Greater Asian Booty on our minds.

Booty roast shownotes

KBS 37 Rankou BBQ party!

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The beefcast is a little long this time. Gotta new mic, got a bit excited. Argh, 'nuf writing. Come and get it.

Steak shownotes

KBS 36 Hit it from the bakku, cow-daddy!

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Crazy White Words from our Crazy White President, lots of talk about the Japanese constitution, and a handy Nihongo Time primer for the times when the English words 'get on top' aren't working with the cute Japanese exchange student you take back to your place.

I like my shownotes in miso broth

KBS 35 Omochi kaeri booty-licious Asian honies, bra

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No one provides better material than a white man who done lost his mind. The Beefcast has a very special spoken word performance by an enlightened former government official. Also, find out how not to avoid name your baby Child That Smells Like Ass in Japanese. And of course we've got your Nihongo Time teriyaki chicken bento for ya.

Beef notes to go

KBS 34 I don't really see you as covered in zahmen

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Except for an annoying technical difficulty with the Nihongo Time music gotta another good show for ya. Good ol' Nihongo Time plus a little bathroom philosophy from a deranged Japanese teenager.

Shownotes be expressin'

KBS 33 Eat beef, run bloated

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Come and get it. You don't need any comments from me.

Note bits

KBS 32 Nurunuru beef quest for you bicho bicho SOBs

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I go on a bit about my recent big topics- race and homosexuality. Maybe I'm morphing into a gay racist, who knows. Anyway, describing a show ain't much fun and probably does no go anyway. Those who like will listen, those who don't will send me hate mail. Woo hoo.

A quest for yummy shownotes

KBS 31 Hole brothers unite!

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Sorry, it's been awhile. I was kidnapped by space aliens, but worry not, T-Bone and I are back. Fuck the description. Let's get this show on the road.

Just like mama's shownotes

KBS 30 Rub your clams together

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New Orleans, Katrina rant part II, a little Japanese warrior history primer, and a girl on girl Nihongo Time.

All you need are two ladies and some shownotes

KBS 29 Raisin oppai galore

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Another day, another Beefcast, you meat mongers. A lot of political talk, thoughts on the hurricane, and of course a milk filled Nihongo Time.

Come and get your note snacks.

KBS 28 Are you onaka ippai?

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Comin' back at ya quick with a stomach full of Nihongo Time, lots of listener email, and my own rant of Adam Curry's rant on the Iraq war. It's Beef Time, let's Kobe Beef!

Let's icha icha with the shownotes

KBS 27 Slap you with my bokki, big mikan style

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A million gomennasais, moushiwake arimasens but I'm back folks. Took a couple of days longer than I wanted and the awa-dori (a Japanese traditional dance) soundsampo I wanted to give isn't there because I recorded at a different sample rate than my show. Anyway, without making promises I end up not keeping I'll try to have another show up soon. Also, I did what I usually do but the file is quite big for some reason. Guess I'm rusty. Hopefully the technical problems will be worked out by the next podcast. Again, I'm grateful for the emails harassing my ass to get an episode out.

Notes amai!

KB 26 Perfect liberation wino smackdown

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Everyone likes a little 'bon' 'kyu' 'bon' right? Not sure? Find out on today's Nihongo Time. Today's Beef also delves into the mysteries of funky religions steak tar tar style. Come uro uro around this ranch.

Pero pero noteslicious

KBS 25 Soku soku soku urgent beef job

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Kobe cow lazy. But now he have name. Get much respect.
Gyu Notes

KB2005.07.23a Reposting Episode 24

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The delay that happened the first time I posted episode 24 probably messed up the subscription for those of you using iTunes 4.9 or some other podcatching client so here it is again.

Beefnotes sold here